Greetings all!
I'm writing this from the radio station so anyone out there who wanted to log on to IM and chat please by all means do so. BORED!!
Been a while since I posted. It's almost fall. It's strange how time travels by. I spend too much time thinking that life is passing me by but then I realize that I'm traveling right there with it. Hmmmm more coffee before philosophy.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
Google Earth
For those about to poop we salute you. (Blixx 8/19/05)
For those of you blessed with a decent speed internet connection, I advise you to check out Google Earth. It requires a download but it's totally worth it. You can zoom around the country & get satelite pictures. Check out the Grand Canyon - you can zoom down the Colorodo River. Wicked cool.
For those of you blessed with a decent speed internet connection, I advise you to check out Google Earth. It requires a download but it's totally worth it. You can zoom around the country & get satelite pictures. Check out the Grand Canyon - you can zoom down the Colorodo River. Wicked cool.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
How to get out of a speeding ticket
Ok, so I'm easily amused...
A driver is pulled over by a police man.
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it four times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see, can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer #2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer #2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer #2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer #2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer #2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer #2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
A driver is pulled over by a police man.
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it four times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see, can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer #2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer #2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer #2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer #2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer #2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer #2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Dirty Monkey
As you can see from the picture, Cassidy LOVES to get dirty. We'd been in the pool over at V's house and then V decided to dress her up in some of her own old clothes. Cass looked adorable in the too big dress for about 5 minutes, then went back to investigate the mud puddle. She was left alone for only moments when I hear her Auntie Kiss say "Oh Cass....oh no!" She was happy to show us around the mess she made and was quite proud of herself, as she should be.
Later the girls helped paint the house....I think there's still some green paint in her hair!
