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Tuesday, April 30, 2002
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY ?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband (cut and bleeding), the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband. While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet. After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, tipping the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to tiny bits.
There, feeling better?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband (cut and bleeding), the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband. While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet. After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, tipping the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to tiny bits.
There, feeling better?
Monday, April 29, 2002
Hope ya all have a great weekend. Mine went like this:Dino let us out early in recognition of Administrative Assistants day (after I reminded him he was an asshole for missing it). I think he was disappointed that we wanted to get out of work early, rather than have a nice lunch out with him. It's a stupid Hallmark holiday anyway, but at least I was able to get out and over to Toads for 4:20pm. Blixx, Toad and I proceeded to drink every bit of booze in the house. Grips came over at 9:30ish with two more bottles of wine, which we promptly consumed. Oh what a night!! We laughed and laughed.
Saturday morning Blixx was all about cooling me breakfast but I was in more of a toast and water place, clutching my tummy under a blanket on the couch, waiting for the evil sunlight to go away. I rebounded in the afternoon (thank you Wendy's for the grease to hold everything together) and did some much needed work-clothes shopping. I was quite disappointed to find out that the flowey skirt is no longer in fashion and thus isn't being sold anywhere. I LOVE the loose, flowey skirt and have a whole slew of them which I make my spring/summer wardrobe staple. I mean, grap a t-shirt and skirt and go. I'll have to research as to where I can get some more, as many of mine are getting worn out looking. If you're out and about and have any idea what I'm talking about, drop me a line.
Sat eve we went to a BBQ at Dr Jim and HighOctane's. What a hoot! I mean these are 40 something professionals...who got COCKED. We broke stuff & they didn't care. HighOctane was Ms. Grabby Pants...it was hysterical. There was talk of a hair braiding party in the hot tub...Ok, Time to Go! Blixx and I retired relatively early and had a nice little time on our own. Woo Hoo!
We had the laziest Sunday ever, filled with great food and bad TV. We'd taped Farscape so we watched it in the afternoon. OMG what a cliffhanger! Didn't see THAT coming!
Saturday morning Blixx was all about cooling me breakfast but I was in more of a toast and water place, clutching my tummy under a blanket on the couch, waiting for the evil sunlight to go away. I rebounded in the afternoon (thank you Wendy's for the grease to hold everything together) and did some much needed work-clothes shopping. I was quite disappointed to find out that the flowey skirt is no longer in fashion and thus isn't being sold anywhere. I LOVE the loose, flowey skirt and have a whole slew of them which I make my spring/summer wardrobe staple. I mean, grap a t-shirt and skirt and go. I'll have to research as to where I can get some more, as many of mine are getting worn out looking. If you're out and about and have any idea what I'm talking about, drop me a line.
Sat eve we went to a BBQ at Dr Jim and HighOctane's. What a hoot! I mean these are 40 something professionals...who got COCKED. We broke stuff & they didn't care. HighOctane was Ms. Grabby Pants...it was hysterical. There was talk of a hair braiding party in the hot tub...Ok, Time to Go! Blixx and I retired relatively early and had a nice little time on our own. Woo Hoo!
We had the laziest Sunday ever, filled with great food and bad TV. We'd taped Farscape so we watched it in the afternoon. OMG what a cliffhanger! Didn't see THAT coming!
Thursday, April 25, 2002
Grips sister Jillybean is back in town from spending the winter in Montana. I was invited to go out with them last night but didn't feel like it. I was beat and I've had this sinus thing kicking my ass for the past few days. I didn't hear Blixx come in last night, but I awoke at around 3am and he was there, so that's a good sign. Grips says he's hurting today, so I apparently missed quite the night. Oh well, I feel a little better today so I guess it was worth it. Bummed I missed a good time.
Wednesday, April 24, 2002
As you can see, I've changed the format of the blog again. I don't know why I do it, I just felt the need for a change.
Nothing too exciting going on life-wise at the moment. Blixx cooked me dinner last night & we hung out watching TV. I know - how can we stand it?! I talked to Sherbear from Florida for a while. She's got family troubles and wanted someone to listen to her so I did, for a while. She & her hubbyy bought a house last year and now are strapped for cash. Blixx and I agree that we'll have to budget ourselves closely when we get a house - more generic brands, canned beer...it's going to be difficult. Blixx is doing our finances today so that we'll be ready to go to get a mortgage next week. Boy, do I hope that we're qualified for a nice wad of cash so that we can get the house we really want.
HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE ON THE BRAIN. Here's an example of something that I'd be interested in looking at.
I haven't done the TV report in a while, but you should try to check out USA Networks tonight at 8pm for the last installment of the Ecochallenge. For those of you unfamiliar, it's an adventure race like no other. Co-ed teams of 4 trek across hundreds of miles of terrain, some in only a few days. It's amazing to see what the human body is capable of.
This body is off to work again.
Peace.
Nothing too exciting going on life-wise at the moment. Blixx cooked me dinner last night & we hung out watching TV. I know - how can we stand it?! I talked to Sherbear from Florida for a while. She's got family troubles and wanted someone to listen to her so I did, for a while. She & her hubbyy bought a house last year and now are strapped for cash. Blixx and I agree that we'll have to budget ourselves closely when we get a house - more generic brands, canned beer...it's going to be difficult. Blixx is doing our finances today so that we'll be ready to go to get a mortgage next week. Boy, do I hope that we're qualified for a nice wad of cash so that we can get the house we really want.
HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE ON THE BRAIN. Here's an example of something that I'd be interested in looking at.
I haven't done the TV report in a while, but you should try to check out USA Networks tonight at 8pm for the last installment of the Ecochallenge. For those of you unfamiliar, it's an adventure race like no other. Co-ed teams of 4 trek across hundreds of miles of terrain, some in only a few days. It's amazing to see what the human body is capable of.
This body is off to work again.
Peace.
