We’re not closing on our house tomorrow.
The title came back (finally!) but it isn’t clean. That means that there’s an old lien on the property that was never officially discharged. It’s probably all set and there’s just a missing piece of paper, but it could turn into a royal cluster fuck.

Imagine if you will my mood right now. Feel the anger seeping through this page…

Maybe it will all be fine and we’ll close on Friday. Maybe Monday. Maybe fucking next week some time.
This is absolutely positively ridiculous that the sellers attorney took so damn long to order the friggin title and that there’s a problem.
All I want to do is move the fuck in!
Shit Fuck Damn!