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Hungry? Try a "Fat in Chocolate"
KIEV, Ukraine — A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate. Cracking open a finger-sized stick of ''Fat in Chocolate'' reveals exactly that: a vein of white fat. The dark chocolate product pokes fun at the traditional Ukrainian snack of salo, or salted pork fat, usually consumed with vodka and pickles.

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USA - President Bush thinks I'm fat. He's got a point that humans are getting bigger, rather than smaller. This is quite a change in government policy from when we'd hear Clinton talk out his ass, from a McDonalds or donut shop.