Words of Wisdom:

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. ~ Homer J Simpson
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Giles: Alright. I'll just jump into my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.