I don’t have much to say again today. I went home and had a nuttie vacuuming the house, including the couch. We’ve only got 2 cats, but you’d think there was a herd of them! Cat hair as far as the eye can see, so I decided to take it down a notch or two.

I made tequila lime chicken on the Forman grill for dinner, with mashed potatoes and veggies. It was quite yummy, but Blixx hates it when I use the grill because it’s such a bitch to clean. I then tell him that if he brought our little grill home he could BBQ them for me, to which he responds that he doesn’t want to grill in the middle of our parking lot. This is an ongoing bitch for us that ends in a stalemate. Until we get a house and a REAL grill, he’ll be peeling crust off the Forman grill. Ha!

We watched TV and went up the bed early because Blixx had to be in Boston at some god awfully early time for a shoot. Witchblade was on and was again a good episode. There’s nothing like a strong woman in a belly shirt kicking some serious ass. Spy TV had a practical joke that had me rolling. This girl is hired to temp as a receptionist at a law office with 6 lawyers whose foreign sounding names are impossible to pronounce, and she has to say the full name every phone call. They then make several prank calls to her with strange names and weird requests. In general, they made her life a living hell. The girl finally snapped and asked a customer “What the Hell do you want?!” As a former temp survivor, this cracked my ass up! Such an evil prank to play.

Some Homer quotes:

"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to all of life's problems!"

"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'"

"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."

"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'"

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really Half-assed. That's the American way."

"Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name.

“We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?"

“Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"

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Have a great day everyone!
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