I'm feeling much better after my second trip to the chiropractor. He did this thing with my pallet that cleared my sinus pretty well, so I consider that a bonus round. Blixx isn't working for the next few days, so I've got him researching vacations. If any of you out there have taken any particularly fabulous cruise or all inclusive vacations, please feel free to share your experiences HERE. We're open to suggestions.
I came across this joke today and thought it was a pretty good one. Ok, perhaps it's my checkered driving history that makes it funny:
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding too!
Tonight Blixx is going into Boston for the film to video transfer of the project he worked on yesterday. I was invited, but have declined - I figure I'd be bored to tears after 10 minutes. I'm going to get my nails done then try to catch the premier of the series Witchblade on TNT. I saw the movie and it really wasn't all that bad (perhaps I was on something I smoked) and I need something to amuse me until Buffy returns. Witchblade is actually a pretty similar scenario to Buffy to Vampire Slayer (MY FAVORITE!) – a woman gets super natural powers that she first doesn’t understand, then her mentor teaches her to use the powers for good, rather than evil.
Some Saturday or Sunday morning, check out Beast Master the series. It’s horribly funny in an unintentional kind of way. Hey, the actors are all cute, so it’s bound to be a success. Actually, the Claudia Black and Gigi Edgely from FarScape have both done guest appearances on it.
I’ve got to go have my 6-month review for work now – I should probably have some work to show.
Into the future…
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