Work sucks and I'm even working late. The end of the month in a sales office is a zoo!
Ug, I feel like I've walked at least 10 miles today just running around with contracts.
I've got nothing left for you. I'm sorry.

Deathclock

And some jokes...

A mother and father took their 6-year-old to a nude beach.
>As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies
>had boobs bigger than his mother's and asked why.
>She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
>The boy pleased with the answer, went back to play in the ocean
>but returned to tell his mother that many of the men had larger
>"you-know-whats" than his dad.
>His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
>Again, satisfied with the answer, the boy returned to the ocean to play.
>Shortly after, the boy returned again. He told his mother, "Daddy is
>talking to the dumbest woman on the beach and the longer he talks the
>dumber he gets.

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> A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the
> air, the wind catches it for a few seconds then it comes crashing back down.
> He tries this a few more times all the while his wife is watching from the
> kitchen window. Muttering to herself how men need to be told how
> to do everything she opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need
> more tail."
> The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,
> "Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"


Into the future...